Looking for a career in government? Try D.C.
Looking for better employment? Here are some openings:
Secretary of Homeland Security, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of the Air Force, U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., Immigration and Customs Enforcement Director (ICE), Federal Emergency Management Agency Administrator (FEMA), Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Explosives Administrator (ATF), Food and Drug Administration Commissioner (FDA).
One can apply at our White House but the person who won’t look at them is busy watching propaganda television, playing golf, starting trade wars, insulting our allies, making arms deals with evil dictators, creating near war with a bad and dangerous country and telling us he is a stable genius. Good luck.