What's next? "General Halftrack under investigation for sending 30,000 suggestive e-mails to Miss Buxley - Pvt Beetle Bailey promoted to NATO high-command"?

Let's see if I've got this right - General David Petraeus resigns as CIA chief after affair with "biographer" Paula Broadwell is revealed. Broadwell is accused of sending nasty e-mails to Tampa socialite (the "soldiers' friend") Jill Kelly, WHO is "involved" with General John R. Allen, Commander of Afghanistan forces and nominee for NATO high-commander, BUT Kelly is hooked up with an anonymous FBI agent (who had sent risque pictures to Kelly) who unofficially rats out Petraeus to Congressional honcho Eric Cantor WHO has friends in that C-Street "Family" outfit who ran a safe-house for serial Congressional cheaters, and WHO wanted desperately to get some "dirt" on President Obama in the weeks before the election - WHO received his info from a prominent MOV tea party mouthpiece WHO had a former girlfriend, Bertha Butz, WHOSE grandfather was in Rommel's Afrika Corps in BENGHAZI! Did I get all that right?

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