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A perfect opportunity

Donald Trump’s genius plan evicting 2 million Palestinians from their home in Gaza provides the King a perfect opportunity.

Being the least racist person in his virtual reality, he should not only welcome those he proposes to boot, but also sponsor their settlement on his 16 golf courses. If there isn’t enough space, Mar-Lardo could house a couple hundred thousand.

It could be a beautiful win-win-win. In their spare time, Palestinians can take up golf and hire white supremacists as caddies. The Middle East basks in peace. Donald wins his coveted Mumble Peace Prize.

And 5 or 6 billionaire friends can live in Rivera Gaza.

What’s not to like?

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