Regarding your concerns
Mr. John Fortney, I recently saw your letter to Marietta City Council and I just have to ask: were you our local weatherman? I distinctly remember a handsome weatherman by your name going to my kindergarten class to teach us about weather phenomena. It may have been my first exposure to the wonderous, “tornado in a bottle”. I remained rather smitten with that man and was always pleased whenever I heard of his apparent upward mobility over the years. I was delighted to learn that you were also a member of the long blue line. Now perhaps I should not begin this missive by reminding ...